This is a great little story reported a while back by ever-reliable Onion News Network. Makes me wonder how many ninja parades my town that I have missed not seeing.
Okay, so it’s a little bit of old news by now, but hey, we collect everything ninja related and it’s better a little late than never. Picture this…
It’s Australia, and three guys decide they’re going to mug a German medical exchange student. It so happens that this mugging took place right by a ninjitsu school where one if its student notice what was happening and alerts his sensei.
The sensei then raised his arm, lifting it until it was straight out in front of him, fingers and thumb outstretched. In a gruff voice, he quickly clenched his fist and said, “Ninjas attack!”
His students went after the muggers who then bolted for their lives.
Okay, I admit, I embellished the story just a little bit, but you get the idea. You can read the full “accurate” article at the BBC by clicking here.